twoweeks.lol is a public ledger of Elon Musk's predictions, kept honestly. Here's how the scoring works.
Every prediction on this site is tied to something Elon Musk actually said himself, on the record. We accept exactly four kinds of source:
Secondhand paraphrases, company PR, and "sources say" reporting don't qualify as the basis for an entry. News articles appear only as supporting evidence for outcomes (did the thing ship?), never as the source of the promise itself. Predictions we can't tie to his own words don't get published — they sit in quarantine until we find the tape.
A goalpost is counted each time Musk publicly restated the same promise with a new deadline. Every prediction page shows the full progression — original promise, every slip, and where it stands today.
A robot scans every day: new statements from Musk, plus news that resolves pending predictions. Goalpost moved? Stance changed? Promise quietly shelved? It lands on the prediction's timeline and in the RSS feed, with the date it was last checked shown on every page. Corrections welcome — submit a prediction or a fix, or ping @howardyhuang.
Illustrations are AI-generated in a consistent retro-futurist style — fitting, for a site about futures that haven't arrived yet. They're illustrations, not photographs of real events.
Tesla and Starlink links are personal referral links. They cost you nothing (they usually give you something) and they keep the lights on. They have zero effect on verdicts — as the 79 misses on the books suggest.
Built and maintained by Howard Huang. Independent fan project; not affiliated with or endorsed by Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, The Boring Company, X, xAI, or Elon Musk. It's a scoreboard, not a hit piece — when he delivers, the stamp says so.