The broken promises.

The other chart — the one people keep asking for. These are the 48 predictions with a date attached that simply never arrived: a million robotaxis, humans on Mars, full self-driving "next year," the next Roadster. Ranked by how long overdue, every one cited to his own words.

Longest overdue & still no-show, in years

39 STILL OVERDUE · CANCELLED & LATER-FULFILLED EXCLUDED

Across the whole empire: 31 Tesla  ·  9 SpaceX  ·  2 Boring Company  ·  2 xAI  ·  2 General  ·  1 Neuralink  ·  1 X. The oldest blown deadlines are the 2015–2020 self-driving promises, which is why Tesla tops the board.

Every broken promise

48 TOTAL

5,000 Optimus robots in 2025

“The normal internal plan calls for roughly 10,000 Optimus robots to be built this year. Will we succeed in …”
called JAN 2025197 days past due

Grok 5 released before end of 2025

“Grok 5 will be out before the end of this year and it will be crushingly good.”
goalposts: 20252026 · moved 1×
called AUG 2025197 days past due

Humans on Mars

“I think, if things go according to plan, we should be able to launch people probably in 2024, with arrival …”
goalposts: 202420252026 · moved 2×
called JUN 2016562 days past due

HW3 sufficient for FSD

“All Tesla cars being produced right now have everything necessary for full self driving. All you need to do…”
called APR 2019562 days past due

Uncrewed Mars landing 2018

“Planning to send Dragon to Mars as soon as 2018. Red Dragons will inform overall Mars architecture, details…”
called APR 2016shelved
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