AI illustration: Banish feature (auto-parking after dropoff) in near future
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Banish feature (auto-parking after dropoff) in near future

“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot.”
— Elon Musk · Oct 10, 2025 · Elon Musk on X, ~Oct 10 2025 (Banish/Summon feature) ↗
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What actually happened

Partially delivered. FSD v14.1 (October 2025) shipped 'Arrival Options'/'Parking at Destination' — robotaxi-style drop-offs where the car parks itself at the destination — but the full Banish flow (exit the car, it drives off unoccupied to find parking, returns via one-tap Summon) had not shipped by the 2025 deadline. Fetched Sep 5 2026: 2026.26 / FSD 14.3 release notes improve parking-spot selection and map pins; no unoccupied park-and-return Banish. Status stays partial. Not a Tesla App — 2026.26.6.5 / FSD 14.3.8 notes (fetched Sep 5): smarter parking, no unoccupied Banish ↗

The Progression

Oct 10, 2025
The promise: “In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot.” · Elon Musk on X, ~Oct 10 2025 (Banish/Summon feature) ↗
Oct 13, 2025
Partial — on time. Partially delivered. FSD v14.1 (October 2025) shipped 'Arrival Options'/'Parking at Destination' — robotaxi-style drop-offs where the car parks itself at the destination — but the full Banish flow (exit the car, it drives off unoccupied to find parking, returns via one-tap Summon) had not shipped by the 2025 deadline. Fetched Sep 5 2026: 2026.26 / FSD 14.3 release notes improve parking-spot selection and map pins; no unoccupied park-and-return Banish. Status stays partial. Not a Tesla App — 2026.26.6.5 / FSD 14.3.8 notes (fetched Sep 5): smarter parking, no unoccupied Banish ↗
Today · Sep 10, 2026
Status: Partial · on time. Sort of happened.

Musk promised in 2025 that 'in the near future' a Tesla would drop its owner at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. FSD v14.1 in October 2025 delivered part of this — 'Arrival Options,' robotaxi-style drop-offs where the car parks itself at the destination — but the full unoccupied park-and-return flow had not shipped by the year-end deadline, leaving the claim partially delivered.

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